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Promises, Prom-Misses
Sonny: I can't believe I missed it!
Chad: Whoa, watch it!
Sonny: Chad? Oh, my gosh! What happened?
Chad: Oh just got in a huge fight over at the falls.
Sonny: They don't like you either?
Chad: Funny! No we were shooting a scene. You know it's hard to believe I can look this good when I look this bad, huh? Normally that would have charmed you, what's up with you?
Sonny: Nothing, I'm just a little bummed. I missed my prom back home and I just got some pictures from my best friend.
Chad: You're not missing much. I've been to a bunch of proms and they've all ended in disaster.
Sonny: So sorry to hear that.
Chad: Episode Ten my hair caught on fire. Last year season finale, my date turned out to be my long lost sister.
Sonny: What? Oh, Chad those are fake proms.
Chad: Fake Proms, Real Proms, they all stink.
Sonny: No they don't. They're romantic. You know, a girl dreams her whole life about going to a prom and having that perfect dance with a very special guy.
Chad: Then he gets hit on the head with a faulty disco ball, Episode 16.
Sonny: You know what, Chad? You wouldn't know a real romance if it punched you in the face. In fact, you wouldn't know a real punch in the face if it punched you in the face. Because there's nothing real about you.
Chad: Well, here's something real for you. I really don't want to stand here and talk to you.
Sonny: Good, because I don't really want to stand here and talk to you
Chad: Good!
Sonny: Good!
Chad: Good!
[Chad's Cell Phone Rings]
Chad: Hello?
Sonny: Good!
[Demi Lovato's "So Far So Great" plays as Theme Song]
Sonny: Good!
Chad: Good!
Sonny: Good!
Chad: Good!
Sonny: Good and Goodbye! Chad says Hi!
Tawni: What did he really say?
Sonny: Well, he said that all proms stink! They don't stink! You guys know that. Oh my gosh! You don't know that! You've never been to a prom?
Tawni: I've been working since my first diaper commercial.
Zora: I'm eleven!
Niko: I was on my roll doing my one man show!
Grady: Niko!
Sonny: Well, we're going to change all that, because I'm thinking we can have our own prom!
Grady: You mean a prom sketch?
Sonny: No, like a real prom. Dancing, and twinkly lights, and a really cool theme.
Niko: Girls!
Sonny: That's not a theme, Niko.
Niko: I know, I was just thinking about girls.
Sonny: And I'm thinking we have a really cool theme, you know something fantastic, something magical, something we've all dreamed about.
Tawni: [excitedly] Tawni Town! What? It's a great dream. And a heck of a town!
Sonny: I was thinking of something a little more romantic like, a night in the clouds
Grady: You know what? I'm on board! And I'll do music. [makes scratching noises]
Niko: Dude, if you do music, you won't be able to dance with the cute girls.
Grady: I don't know how to dance.
Niko: Well, it's time you rode at the Niko School Of Dance.
Grady: but I just promised her I'd do music.
Niko: First Lesson's Free!
Grady: Sonny, first lesson's free!
Sonny: Fine, go ahead. I'll do the-[makes scratching noises] Okay, who's going to do food. Okay, fine I'll do food. Invites? Oh thank you, Niko.
Niko: Actually, I was going to suggest, you do that too.
Sonny: You know what? I'm happy to do everything because I want this prom to be perfect.
Tawni: Then I accept.
Sonny: What?
Tawni: I will be your prom queen. Now stop begging!
Zora: Uh, question. Are we bringing dates to this shin-dig? because I just broke up with my boyfriend, Holloway.
Niko: You had a boyfriend named Holloway?
Zora: Yeah, that's the last time I'll get involved with a ten year old. In fact, why don't you put me in charge of security?
Niko: Holloway ruin romance for you?
Zora: No, I just like wearing black.
Sonny: Well why don't we make this a no-date prom? And we'll invite kids from the other TV Shows on the lot. Who's with me?
Grady: Oh, I am?
Tawni: Well, as long as you're doing everything, why not?
Sonny: That's the spirit!
[Sonny's cell phone rings]
Sonny: Hello?
Chad: Good.
[Sonny hangs up her phone in anger]
GPS: Make a left, now proceed south for point zero-six miles.
Sonny: Is this a bad time?
Marshall: Stupid new GPS. I can't figure out how it works. I've been trying to get to the bathroom for the last thirty minutes.
Sonny: It's down the hall. Where it's always been.
Marshall: I know that, you know that, but she doesn't know that. What can I do for you?
Sonny: Marshall, I just wanted to let you know that we're going to have a prom.
Marshall: Thanks for the heads up. No.
Sonny: What? Oh, I know. I forgot to say the magic word. Please, may I-
Marshall: No.
Sonny: Maybe if you know the theme.
Marshall: What is it?
Sonny: A night in the clouds.
Marshall: Oh, that's nice. No!
Sonny: What do you have against proms?
Marshall: Sweetheart, Look, I have nothing against proms. But if I let you have a prom, I have to give in to everybody. Niko gets his carnival. Grady gets his puppet show. We'll all be living in Tawni Town. Is that what you want? Do you want to be living in Tawni Town?
Sonny: I hear it's a heck of a town. I'll take that as a no.
[transitional music plays]
Grady: You're very light on your feet, my dear. We make quite the couple.
Niko: First lesson's going well. Now dip!
[Practice Girl's head falls off]
Grady: That's not actually going to happen is it?
Tawni: Everybody laughed when I bought this. Who's laughing now?
Zora: I'm not. That's my toothbrush!
Niko: You know, Sonny has some crazy ideas, but having a prom may be the best thing that's ever happened to us.
Sonny: Prom's off everybody.
Tawni: What? I've been dreaming about being prom queen ever since you brought it up eighteen minutes ago!
Sonny: Sorry, I tried. I even used the magic word.
Grady: This is like the puppet show all over again.
Sonny: Guys, nobody's more disappointed more than I am.
Niko: You just had to ask Marshall.
Zora: You always got to do everything by the book.
Sonny: Oh yeah, is that what you think? Is that what you all think?
[Everyone but Sonny]: Yeah.
Sonny: Well, I just checked out a new book and It's called "We're having a secret Prom" by Sonny Munroe.
Niko: Are you suggesting-
Sonny: That's right! A secret prom.
Tawni: Secret Prom?
Zora: Secret Prom?
Niko: Secret Prom?
Grady: Secret Prom?
Sonny: Okay, I think we've said it enough times. We're having a secret prom!
Grady: Aha, How come you got to say It again?
Sonny: Because I wrote the book.
Tawni: I thought you checked out the book.
Grady: Wait, I'm confused.
Sonny: Okay, there is no book, but we're having a prom.
Niko: Wait, A Secret Prom?
Sonny: Yes, are we all on the same page?
Grady: Whoa, wait. There's a page?
Sonny: Really?
[Scene transitions to Marshall and his GPS]
GPS: Please continue to hold it while I recalculate your route.
Marshall: For heaven's sake lady, would you just let me pee. It's this way.
[Cast of So, Random walks in from both corners]
Sonny: Come on, everybody. We got to get the secret prom set up. Move it, Move it!
Tawni: Sorry
Chad: Oh, hey Sonny.
Sonny: Hey, Chad. Sorry, can't talk, in a hurry.
Chad: Oh, right, right. That secret prom. Not much of a secret when every kid on the lot is walking around with flyers that read "Secret Prom"
Sonny: Aren't you excited. I'm so excited. I'm even excited about how excited I am.
Chad: Yeah, well we're not really feeling that over at the falls. Mostly we think it's dumb.
Sonny: Well if you think it's so dumb, then maybe you and your little snobby friends at McKenzie Falls shouldn't come.
Chad: Well maybe we won't
Sonny: Good! Because you're officially un-invited.
Chad: Good! Because we officially wouldn't have come anyway.
Sonny: You're only saying that because I just un-invited you.
Chad: You're only un-inviting me because I just said I didn't want to come.
Sonny: Are we done here?
Chad: Oh, we're beyond done.
Sonny: Good!
Chad: Good!
Sonny: Good!
Chad: Good!
Sonny: So we're good?
Chad: Oh, we're so good.
[scene changes to Niko and Grady preparing for the prom]
Niko: I say we clean up pretty nice.
Grady: Why, sir. You look smashing.
Niko: As do you, sir. As do you.
[Tawni walks in]
Grady: Wow, Tawni!
Tawni: Wait! Hold that obvious thought. [puts on tiara] Okay, you are now free to "ooh" and "aah"
[Sonny walks in]
[Niko + Grady]: Whoa!
Tawni: Also acceptable.
Grady: That wasn't your "Whoa"
Sonny: Oh stop. Really? Okay, One more.[Spins in a slow motion camera] Thanks. Oh, look at us. We all look so "prommy"
Zora: Attention Prommers! Marshall has left the building. Come on, let's make dreams happen, people. Go! Go! Go! Go!
Tawni: Hey, Sonny. You're not suddenly interested in being prom queen right?
Sonny: No
Tawni: Okay, then. You look really pretty.
Sonny: Oh, look at me. Twirling my way to prom. I can't believe this is really happening. Marshall, you're not supposed to be here.
Marshall: You're in a fancy dress. Twirling. Seven O'clock at night. M-hmm. My office.
Sonny: Look at me. Twirling my way into trouble.
[scenes skips to Sonny and Marshall in his office]
Marshall: So you're here late. You're all dressed up. And I'm thinking all signs point to one thing.
Sonny: Marshall I can explain!
Marshall: You're doing a prom sketch!
Sonny: Yeah, but you already explained it for me. [Mouths] Oh, no!
Marshall: Prom Sketch. I like it. Alright, we'll have a little brainstorm. Let me just put on my comedy thinking cap here. Alright, what do you got so far?
Sonny: Imagine this: There's this girl and she's dressed like me and she's late for the prom. The prom she's waited her whole life for. But she twirled a little too much and now she's in trouble.
Marshall: Is this going to get funny soon, because it sounds kind of sad.
Sonny: Yeah trust me. I'm working on it.
[scene changes to the prom]
Niko: Check it out, Grady! It's the lunchbox girls from our favorite game show, "Meal or No Meal"
Grady: What do you think they have in there>
Niko: I'm guessing number five has a banana, twelve has yogurt, and number seven has one million dollars.
Zora: Red Alert! Red Alert! Marshall's back and Sonny's stuck in his office.
Niko: I thought it was your job to keep an eye on him.
Zora: It was, but he's like a jungle cat.
Niko: Okay, I've got an idea that will get him off the lot.
Zora: You get him off the lot, and I'll keep him off the lot.
Niko: Okay.
Marshall: So the prom's going on, and this poor girl's still stuck in the office. She can hear the "Thump, Thump" of the music. [Makes Thumping Noises]
Sonny: Yeah, and just when the girl thought it couldn't get any worse. It did.
Marshall: I love it. The more miserable she is, the better.
Sonny: [laughing sarcastically] Yeah!
Marshall: You know what we need now? A twist.
[Phone Rings]
Marshall: Hello?
Niko as Chip Dipper: Marshall Pike, this is Chip Dipper: K-HUB radio. Congratulations! You've won a valuable prize!
Marshall: I've won a valuable prize!
All you have to do is get in your car with your GPS right now and come down to the station to claim your valuable prize.
Marshall: What's my valuable prize?
Sonny: Who cares, it's valuable. Go get it!
Marshall: I'm leaving right now. Oh, boy. I've only had this for a day and it's already paying for itself.
Sonny: Finally, the part where the girl gets to her prom! Aah!
Niko: Hey number seven's smiling at you.
Grady: She's the million dollar girl!
Niko: Mm-hmm! You remember all them dance moves I taught you?
Grady: Compliment, Dip, and twirl.
Niko: That's my boy. Let's go!
[Niko + Grady]: Hello ladies.
Tawni: Ooh! You must be the teen Gladiator hunk. Or should I say twunk. I'm Tawni, I'll be your prom queen for the evening. And as your prom queen, I'd just like to say... you pigs! You ate all our food.
Sonny: Oh, my gosh! Tawni, you will not believe what just happened to me. Marshall just caught me and I got stuck-
Tawni: You think you've got problems. We need more food.
Sonny: Already? But the prom just started.
Tawni: I know, but those Gladiators are animals. I can't wait to get back in there.
Sonny: Get back? But I haven't even been in there once.
Tawni: Oh, it's fabulous. I mean you've really outdone yourself. Don't forget the mustard!
Grady: Hey! Her head didn't fall off.
Niko: Mm-hmm. That's because she's in the arms of the captain.
Grady: Well, the captain is about to take her out into open water.
Niko: No, No, No, No
Sonny: Pigs in a blanket coming through! Oh, I really hope the five second rule applies here. Hey! I had three more seconds. Chad? What are you doing here? You weren't invited.
Chad: I was, but I didn't want to go. Then I was un-invited so I knew I had to go.
Sonny: No, No, No. You're not going to my prom before I do. And these are for invited guests.
Chad: So you're saying I can't have one?
Sonny: Yeah, you heard me.
Chad: Well then, I have to have one.
Sonny: Hey!
Chad: Mm. These taste good. You know where it would taste better? At your prom.
Sonny: Hey, Chad! Get back here!
Grady: Thanks for giving me another chance. I think I got it now.
Sonny: A little help here. Finally, A gentleman. [gasps]
[Grady's date is twirled into Sonny ruining her dress with food]
Grady: Sorry, I over twirled again!
Sonny: I have no food, and my dress is ruined. But I'm still going to make this a night to remember. [Something is thrown out of the prom room hitting Sonny in the head] I forgot. What was I saying? Oh, yeah. A night to remember.
[scene changes over to Marshall in his car]
Marshall: Okay, address has been entered. Take me to my valuable prize.
Zora over GPS: GPS Activated. Welcome! Is your seatbelt fastened?
Marshall: Yes
Zora over GPS: Are you sure?
Marshall: Who are you? My mother?
Zora over GPS: Please process point eight miles and make a right, then a left, then a right, then two more lefts, then a left and a right, and a left and a right, and a left and a right, and a left and a right.
Zora[to herself]: I was born for power.
[scene changes to Sonny looking for a new dress]
Sonny: There's got to be a dress in here somewhere.
Tawni: Well, Well, Well, I send you out for food, and you return with a knife for my back.
Sonny: What are you talking about.
Tawni: Isn't it obvious? You're dressed like a queen. You're trying to steal my crown! This is what you've been waiting your whole life for. This is why you moved here from Wisconsin.
Sonny: What? Tawni, my dress was covered in food. I had to find something else to wear. It was either this or the mermaid outfit. What do you want me to do?
[Sonny changes into the mermaid dress]
Sonny: Happy now?
Tawni: [laughs]
Sonny: Yeah!
[scene changes back to Zora as Marshall's GPS and Marshall in his car]
Zora as GPS: Now, make a right.
Marshall: That's my fourth right. I've made a complete circle.
Zora as GPS: Technically, you made a square.
Niko: Hey, Zora. Have you uh-
Marshall over phone: Zora?
Niko: Marshall?
Marshall: Chip Dipper!
Niko: No, it's Niko.
Marshall: Niko, what are you doing on my GPS? You kids are up to something. I'm coming right back.
Niko: That was probably the wrong thing to say.
Sonny: That's right, Number five. Mermaid's going to prom. Finally.
Zora: Sonny. We've got a big problem.
Sonny: Really? Is it worse than this?
Zora: About equal. Marshall's coming.
Sonny: I just need to see my prom for one second. Wow! This is fantastic! This is all I could've ever dreamed of. Tear it all down!
Tawni: Why?
Sonny: Marshall's coming. Kill the lights, pop the clouds.
Tawni: What about Prom Queen? We have to announce the Prom Queen.
Sonny: Yay! You're Prom Queen! Okay.
Tawni: Me? Really? This is so unexpected. Oh, thank you so so much everyone.
Sonny: Marshall! You're back!
Marshall: Sonny! You're a fish.
Sonny: If you have time for it, I would like to explain it anywhere else, but here... Or we can do it here.
Tawni: And then the mermaid enters. Sonny, perfect timing. Oh, Hey, Marshall.
Marshall: Wait a minute. You guys sent me on a wild goosechase and let me drive around in the shape of a square, just so you could rehearse your prom sketch?
Sonny: Sure let's go with that.
Marshall: You know what? You kids work too hard. Listen, forget the prom sketch. Have yourselves a real prom. Hey! You could do it in here.
Sonny: You have got to be kidding me.
Tawni: I call Prom Queen!
Niko: For what it's worth, you threw a cool prom, Sonny.
Grady: Yeah, sorry you didn't get to enjoy any of it, but thanks.
[Chad enters the room]
Chad: Hey. I see you finally made it.
Sonny: Chad? What are you still doing here? I thought you'd be the first to go.
Chad: Which is exactly why I had to be the last to go.
Sonny: Chad, you were right. All proms end in disaster.
Chad: Do they Sonny? Do they really? Because sometimes, I heard you get to have that perfect dance with that one special person. Just going to have to settle for me.
Sonny: This is sweet.
Chad: I have my moments.
Sonny: You going to press play?
Chad: Oh, right. Sorry.
GPS: Bathroom: Straight Ahead......Trust me there is a bathroom here somewhere.
